Nipples up, Elbows down

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I must admit that I’m sure feeling the pressure today.

After Anne’s great Vlog announcing our RoC@ RETINOL CORREXTION® Deep Wrinkle Night Cream Giveaway, Robin’s gorgeous hippy picture and personal vulnerability, and Susan’s delicious recipe for beautiful skin, I can’t help but feel a little outclassed.

So it is with great trepidation that I present my cautionary tale of the day:

Paula Deen.

I love Paula Deen. I think she is fantabulous and funny and probably a hootenanny-and-a-half to hang out with. She’s entirely adorable in every stinking way. She’s a self-made woman who pulled herself up by her bootstraps to get herself and her children out of a bad situation. She’s wildly talented and successful and nothing can detract from that fact.

If she’s had any surgical work done on her face it has been very conservative. It is likely that, in addition to a team of make-up artists and personal design consultants, she has regular facials and has had one or more of these sorts of anti-aging treatments. The reason I think this with almost complete certainty is because Paula Deen’s face is almost crystal clear with nary an age spot in sight, but her hands tell a different story.

Now before you haul me out into the public square and beat me to death with her signature collection cookware, I don’t really care one wit about Paula Deen’s age-spotty hands. She’s a lovely woman and I admire her buttercream frosting right out of her. To each their own. I’m not judging HER; I’m trying to figure out how to best care for my skin and help it look its very best.

I’ve spent some time looking and analyzing celebrities as I try to figure out what works and what doesn’t. (Extensive, radical facelifts that make you look bizarro and crazy-DON’T WORK; Treating your skin like the rarest piece of silk you’ll ever own-DOES)

So, since I’m handing out beauty tips let me hand you one of mine: Nipples Up and Elbows Down.

What this means is that whatever you do to care for your face you need to do from your nipples up and from your elbows down .

Yeah, it is going to cost you a little more, but this is THE way to get the best, most effective anti-aging results from your beauty products. Since you’re slathering that stuff on anyways, why not put a little on those sun-exposed hands and that sweet décolletage (which just about now I have to mention that Robin has a particularly PERFECT décolletage)?

I hope this week has been helpful for you as it has for me. I’d also like to give a little shout-out to our lucky readers who are in Seattle this weekend. HAVE A GREAT TIME, Ladies! See you next week.

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  • http://wildlifeinthewoods.blogspot.com/ Susan in the Boonies

    Love your pasties!!!!!!!!!!
    Note to self: take better care of décolletage, and hands.

  • http://twitter.com/Nibordiz Nibordiz

    You make me blush!!!  :)   

    Can I just be one of your minions and say what a good writer you are?  You are.  
    My secret to fabulous dec (I’m too lazy to spell it) is high necked clothing for nearly my entire life.  So,  what I’m saying is that I didn’t actually TRY – it just sort of happened as a result of my self-consciousness about my collarbones.   I’m quite the prude (and you already know – HA).

    I also want to join Susan’z choir enjoying your drawing.  LOVE!

  • Margaret Hollingsworth

    The visual I had when I read your title was of my cute little snappy looking stickers, placed firmly on my nipples when I had my mammogram the other day.  I like your butterflies much better.

    As someone who struggles with age spots everywhere, your advice is stellar!  Sunscreen, lotion, whatever – if you do it for your face, do it for your hands and chest.  I just wish I’d learned that when I was 20 rather than 40+.   I would sunscreen when I was at the beach or pool, but totally neglected applying before going for a run, walk, gardening, or playing with kids in the yard.  My skin is showing the impact of that neglect now.

  • http://twitter.com/Nibordiz Nibordiz

    I had to come back to tell you this little bit of funny.  

    I’m using my son’s laptop and clicked to share this post on Facebook.   I was ONE CLICK away from putting it on HIS facebook page when I thought to check to be sure it was going to mine.  *whew*

    I would never have heard the end of THAT mistake.   LoL

  • Mary Ann Smith

    I think your inner artist is coming out!

  • Becky

    Wonderful advice, adorable drawing- it’s true, you’re a genius! 
    And now I find myself wanting to sneak a peek at Robin’s decolletage. 

    Thanks for skin care week, Fun Girls!

  • Amy Jones

    The summer scarf you may see me with?  To protect the décolletage from the sun.  Not just for the chill of A/C in public buildings.

  • Jmmom

    Your drawings make me smile.  Love the butterflies.  So what you’re telling me is that I’m in deep deep doodoo since I was a lifeguard and on the beach all the time.  Sigh.  Crap.  Fine.  I better win that skin care thingy….

  • http://twitter.com/Nibordiz Nibordiz

    Ooooo.  A scarf for the a/c.  That’s very brilliant!!   

  • http://twitter.com/Nibordiz Nibordiz

    *wheeze*   FunnY!!!

  • Chloe

    hehe, That would be a bad mistake!

  • Chloe

    Yeah, my chest is a withered mess from too much sun and baby oil with iodine (what was I thinking?!?!), but I do my best to take good card of it now.

  • Chloe

    Smart girl! I wish I’d been so wise when I was younger, but hopefully others can learn from my mistakes.

  • Chloe

    You do want to see it, trust me. The only words that come to mind are “baby’s” and “butt”.

  • Chloe

    Yes, she is. I’m a woman with MS Paint and I know how to use it!

  • Chloe

    I wish I’d taken better care when I was younger, too. Harumph. And those light treatments don’t come cheap. Retin-A has helped me a TON! It really is a miracle drug.

  • Chloe

    Yeah, you were a smart girl.

  • Chloe

    This pasty’s for you! 

  • jamie

    What light treatments?  And what do you do once you already (hypothetically) have ugly hands? 

    Cute picture, but I hate the “N” word.  Even recovering prudes need your beauty tips.  :)